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Published on November 15, 2007 By KzintiPatriarch In Metaverse

You have dared to enter the lair of the most ferocious predators in the galaxy!

It is the ulitmate destiny of the Kzinti to conquer the other civilizations of the galaxy, subjugate and enslave any who may prove useful to us, and devour the rest. The Fanged God has ordained that this is how it will be.

In just 26 octals of days (7 months or so...Kzinti count in base 8), the Kzinti Empire rose from obscurity, to #1 on the Metaverse. With the blessings of the Fanged God, we have remained dominant for 100s more octals of days since that auspicious day.  We leapt past the other empires, and our mighty domain now encompasses over 32 million more light years than the second most powerful empire.  The most recent Galactic Map data shows that we have subjugated over 45% of the galaxy.  Many warriors from the old and dying empires have joined us, to avoid being eaten along with the rest.  We hunger to establish indefinite supremacy over all the inferior sentient species...

We have also been #1 on the AltMeta for over 3 years running. The Empire grows more powerful with each passing day as new conquests are won, and more warriors join us in our inevitable rise to rule the galaxy!

The Kzinti are a species of bipedal space-faring feline predators, who love nothing more than conquest and battle. Created by sci-fi writer Larry Niven, the Kzinti have had many stories written about them, most notably in the Man-Kzin Wars series of books. They have also shown up in the Star Trek universe, and a number of other realities.

 

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"Kzinti flesh has a very strong and pungent taste. The weak among us are devoured by their litter-mates within a few moons of birthing. Only the swiftest and most ferocious of us survive to their first naming-day. Those not fit to survive will never live to perpetuate their inferior bloodlines. This is the natural law of the galaxy." - Kzinti Warrior

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"The meaning of life is the hot blood of your prey on your tongue, the meat that rends beneath your teeth, the corpse of your enemy left in the sun for the carrion eaters to finish, your defeated foe groveling in submission before you. That is what life is. We are the Kzinti, and we stronger, swifter, wiser, and more ferocious than any other race ever was or will be." - Kzinti philosopher

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If your claws can grasp it, then it is rightfully yours. - Kzinti proverb

A salute to all those heroic t'kzintar who have made this empire a resounding success. Our conquests continue and the galaxy will never know peace!

Join the Kzinti in our quest for galactic dominance, or become our prey…

Click here to join the Kzinti Empire!

Click here to visit our forums at the Galactic Core

Click here to download the Kzinti ship and race mod from the Library

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Sentient species taste better...


Comments (Page 3)
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on Nov 25, 2007
What does the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.
on Nov 25, 2007
Very Bad Joke
on Nov 25, 2007
I've heard worse jokes, but also a lot better jokes...   

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on Nov 27, 2007
Welcome to the newest member of the Kzinti Empire, Colonial Union - EF! May you find worthy prey and slay your enemies without mercy!

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on Nov 27, 2007
Hi there. Was just curious, does metaverse scores work with the Arnor beta(s)? Forum Search function turned out to be as helpful as a rock in the desert.
on Nov 27, 2007
Not a Kzin, but I'll speak for my patriarchal pal.

No. Metaverse is not turned on for the beta, and probably won't be. Maybe on the last iteration.

drrider
on Nov 27, 2007
Hi there. Was just curious, does metaverse scores work with the Arnor beta(s)? Forum Search function turned out to be as helpful as a rock in the desert.



Welcome to the Kzinti Empire thread ZzzombieBunny...good to see more Kzin stopping in. I searched the forums and couldn't find the info, but thanks to drrider I can stop looking.

A rock in the desert is actually useful...you can brain something over the head with it when you get hungry.   

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on Nov 27, 2007
I've heard worse jokes, but also a lot better jokes...   

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I see big house cats don't have a sense of humour.
on Nov 28, 2007
I play on crippling my metals just don't show  


To get your medals to show, just go to "edit my characters" and click the "default" button next to the character you want the medals to show for.

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Doing that wouldn't show too much medals, you don't seem to have submitted your crippling games to metaverse, only 2 'normal' difficulty ones.

on Nov 29, 2007
Welcome to our two newest warriors, Midnight312 and Lord Zarquon!   

Doing that wouldn't show too much medals, you don't seem to have submitted your crippling games to metaverse, only 2 'normal' difficulty ones.


Guess he hasnt been submitting games...nothing since April at least. *shrug*

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on Dec 01, 2007
Hello. I got a ninja invite and accepted it.
on Dec 01, 2007
You have dared to enter the lair of the most ferocious predators in the galaxy!

A call to all members of the Kzinti Empire to stop in at our new official thread, share your game-play tips and strategies, meet some of your fellow predators, see the latest news about the Kzinti, and of course trash-talk about all those other inferior empires.

In just 13 octals of days (3 1/2 months or so...Kzinti count in base 8), the Kzinti have risen from obscurity, to #4 on the Metaverse, and #1 on the AltMeta! The Empire grows more powerful with each passing day as new conquests are won, and more warriors join us in our inevitable rise to rule the galaxy.



kzin6.JPG "Kzinti flesh has a very strong and pungent taste. The weak among us are devoured by their litter-mates within a few moons of birthing. Only the swiftest and most ferocious of us survive to their first naming-day. Those not fit to survive will never live to perpetuate their inferior bloodlines. This is the natural law of the galaxy." - Kzinti Warrior

"The meaning of life is the hot blood of your prey on your tongue, the meat that rends beneath your teeth, the corpse of your enemy left in the sun for the carrion eaters to finish, your defeated foe groveling in submission before you. That is what life is. We are the Kzinti, and we stronger, swifter, wiser, and more ferocious than any other race ever was or will be." - Kzinti philosopher

A salute to all those heroic t'kzintar who have made this empire a resounding success. Our conquests continue and the galaxy will never know peace!

Join the Kzinti in our quest for galactic dominance, or become our prey…

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...


The Geckodon Alliance will crush you like a bug. just because we look like that annoying lizard from the GEICO ads does not mean that we are not dangerous!
on Dec 01, 2007
The Geckodon Alliance will crush you like a bug. just because we look like that annoying lizard from the GEICO ads does not mean that we are not dangerous!


Lizards? Hardly a morsel to a hungry t'kzintar! We may tread on you accidentally as we leap towards galactic supremacy. Our young kits will enjoy playing hunting-games with your people.

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...

on Dec 01, 2007
The Geckodon Alliance will crush you like a bug. just because we look like that annoying lizard from the GEICO ads does not mean that we are not dangerous!


Lizards? Hardly a morsel to a hungry t'kzintar! We may tread on you accidentally as we leap towards galactic supremacy. Our young kits will enjoy playing hunting-games with your people.

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...



i regret what i said, we might actually make a great team if we work together and by the way we might need you and some other empires to help destroy those damn dirty pirates!
on Dec 04, 2007
Hello. I got a ninja invite and accepted it.


Hey Velkyn Kyil...I initially missed your post because of the gi-normous one after it. Welcome to the Kzinti Empire...may you become a mighty Hero!

That pic looks a lot like my cat Loki. I was going to use a pic of him for one of my characters, but I wanted to get something suitably fierce-looking.

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