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Published on November 15, 2007 By KzintiPatriarch In Metaverse

You have dared to enter the lair of the most ferocious predators in the galaxy!

It is the ulitmate destiny of the Kzinti to conquer the other civilizations of the galaxy, subjugate and enslave any who may prove useful to us, and devour the rest. The Fanged God has ordained that this is how it will be.

In just 26 octals of days (7 months or so...Kzinti count in base 8), the Kzinti Empire rose from obscurity, to #1 on the Metaverse. With the blessings of the Fanged God, we have remained dominant for 100s more octals of days since that auspicious day.  We leapt past the other empires, and our mighty domain now encompasses over 32 million more light years than the second most powerful empire.  The most recent Galactic Map data shows that we have subjugated over 45% of the galaxy.  Many warriors from the old and dying empires have joined us, to avoid being eaten along with the rest.  We hunger to establish indefinite supremacy over all the inferior sentient species...

We have also been #1 on the AltMeta for over 3 years running. The Empire grows more powerful with each passing day as new conquests are won, and more warriors join us in our inevitable rise to rule the galaxy!

The Kzinti are a species of bipedal space-faring feline predators, who love nothing more than conquest and battle. Created by sci-fi writer Larry Niven, the Kzinti have had many stories written about them, most notably in the Man-Kzin Wars series of books. They have also shown up in the Star Trek universe, and a number of other realities.

 

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"Kzinti flesh has a very strong and pungent taste. The weak among us are devoured by their litter-mates within a few moons of birthing. Only the swiftest and most ferocious of us survive to their first naming-day. Those not fit to survive will never live to perpetuate their inferior bloodlines. This is the natural law of the galaxy." - Kzinti Warrior

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"The meaning of life is the hot blood of your prey on your tongue, the meat that rends beneath your teeth, the corpse of your enemy left in the sun for the carrion eaters to finish, your defeated foe groveling in submission before you. That is what life is. We are the Kzinti, and we stronger, swifter, wiser, and more ferocious than any other race ever was or will be." - Kzinti philosopher

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If your claws can grasp it, then it is rightfully yours. - Kzinti proverb

A salute to all those heroic t'kzintar who have made this empire a resounding success. Our conquests continue and the galaxy will never know peace!

Join the Kzinti in our quest for galactic dominance, or become our prey…

Click here to join the Kzinti Empire!

Click here to visit our forums at the Galactic Core

Click here to download the Kzinti ship and race mod from the Library

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on Dec 04, 2007
i regret what i said, we might actually make a great team if we work together and by the way we might need you and some other empires to help destroy those damn dirty pirates!


We havent noticed any of these pirates, but we probably just ate them along with everyone else. The wooden legs make great toothpicks...

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on Dec 06, 2007
The Fate of the Jotoki

This story is set in the Known Space universe, which was created by sci-fi writer Larry Niven. It is an account of how the Kzinti became a star-traveling civilization.


There was a space-faring species call the Jotoki, who dreamed of creating a star-spanning empire. They were a very inventive and curious species, who learned quickly and rose from primitive beginnings to the grandeur of interstellar travel. They were particularly skilled in the technologies of gravity polarization (inventing the gravitic polarization drive) and genetic manipulation. Due to their unusual biology of having five cooperative brain-nodes, they were also extremely skilled with linguistics and diplomacy.

A strange race by most standards, an individual Jotok resembles large spindly starfish, with 5 arm-like sections each containing a semi-independent brain that operates the Jotok's body cooperatively. The Jotoki begin life as small aquatic creatures, most of which are eaten by various predators. Eventually, five of the survivors will merge to form one collective organism, which grows into a tree-dwelling adolescent. An adult Jotok who desires a family can simply go into the wilderness and "harvest" an adolescent of the proper age, a characteristic that the Kzinti would later find extremely useful. These adopted adolescents would then undergo rigorous education and training to become a full adult member of Jotok society.

With the discovery of gravitic polarization, the Jotoki began to expand from their homeworld. They traveled the immense interstellar distances at sub-light speeds, using their intricate knowledge of bio-engineering to suspend themselves in cryogenic sleep for the long voyages. In time, they forged a powerful empire, maintained by diplomacy, trade, and when needed, military force. The Jotoki were mercantile masters, and their merchants were known as consummate traders throughout the worlds of Known Space. In their desire to continually find new worlds, and markets for their traders to exploit, they ranged far and wide, discovering many worlds and making contact with numerous sentient species.

It is not known exactly when a Jotoki exploratory expedition discovered a habitable planet around the star 61 Ursa Majoris, but they found a fertile planet teeming with life. The average climate was colder and drier than the Jotok were used to, but was certainly within their range of habitability. Even more useful to the Jotoki than the planet itself was its inhabitants; large, furry, sentient, bi-pedal predators, with large fan-like ears, and razor-sharp claws & fangs. The civilization of these creatures had reached the early-gunpowder stage of development, and numerous wars raged between the various feudal warlords. The society of this new species was based mainly upon honor, status, and what the Kzinti called “acting Heroic”. Being a “Hero” bears many similarities with the Bushido code of the samurai of ancient Earth.

The Jotoki saw an excellent opportunity in the Kzinti. They had found a species ideally suited to serve as their mercenaries, and they quickly made binding agreements with many clans, warlords, and individual t’kzintar (warriors). The Kzinti rode to the stars in service to their new employers, fighting the Jotoki’s battles for them, winning glory in victory after victory. The empire expanded with each new conquest and its rulers grew immensely rich and powerful, until the Jotoki became the dominant power in their region of space.

With this unprecedented new success and power, something began to happen to the Jotoki that has afflicted every empire that ever was or will be; they started to grow decadent, complacent, and self-indulgent. At the same time, the Kzinti had been learning quickly, assimilating all the myriad new technologies, and honing their battle-skills through fighting the wars of their masters. The political situation on Kzinhome had changed as well; the old warlords were gone, having been replaced by a unified government led by an overlord known as the Patriarch. Many of the Kzinti were becoming dissatisfied with the idea of fighting and dying for the Jotoki, and not reaping the spoils of the conquests for themselves. They also had a steadily growing disdain for a species that would be so dishonorable that it would not fight their own battles.

With the instinctual senses of a predator that can detect the weakest animal in a herd, the Kzinti sensed that the time was upon them to rebel against the Jotok and take their rightful place as the dominant species. Across the Jotok Empire, the Kzinti rose up against their masters, slaying them indiscriminately and without mercy, feasting upon the flesh of their fallen foes. Battles raged for decades across numberless worlds, and many were laid to waste as the Kzinti let loose their long-suppressed rage of being a subjugated species. The Jotoki had a degree of technical superiority, and had been traveling the stars much longer than the Kzinti, but they had grown too complacent to withstand the pent-up fury of the Kzinti onslaught.

As each successive world fell to the brave Kzinti, they enslaved their former rulers and gained new technologies and resources. The outcome of the war was never truly in doubt, and eventually the last Jotok world was taken. The Kzinti were now their own masters once more, and a ferocious species had been unleashed upon the rest of the universe.

Over the subsequent years, the Kzinti wreaked a most terrible revenge upon the conquered Jotoki; they used their newly-acquired technical knowledge with bio-engineering to devolve the Jotoki into semi-sentient slaves. Now they serve the Kzinti not just as workers, but also as food and sport. Many Jotoki run wild in “preserves” maintained for the favored Kzinti sport of hunting. They are a highly-valued prey, for they are still very cunning, and make for very entertaining and dangerous hunts.

Such is the fate of all who stand against the Kzinti...

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on Dec 09, 2007
Three new members have joined the ranks of our heroic t'kzintar. Welcome to Incendium, Broken.Duck, and AndyLane82!   

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on Dec 09, 2007
How did such a violent, and seemingly self-destructive race gain the technology to become an intergalatic power, or even get passed the Dark Ages?
on Dec 09, 2007
How did such a violent, and seemingly self-destructive race gain the technology to become an intergalatic power, or even get passed the Dark Ages?


Very good question. If you take a look at post #47, there's the answer you're looking for.

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on Dec 09, 2007
How are our pets doing today? I'm sure Emperor Neilo will be pleased to see his kittens having so much fun, but eventually we may have to curb playtime.
on Dec 10, 2007
How are our pets doing today? I'm sure Emperor Neilo will be pleased to see his kittens having so much fun, but eventually we may have to curb playtime.


If you spent as much time fighting battles for your tyranny as you did talking, you would be the greatest tyrant of all Silverbeacher!    While you are busy wasting your breath, the Kzinti now stalk many more worlds in this galaxy. A Kzinti earns his name by what he does and who he is, and we have given you the dishonorable name of Fights-With-Words. Perhaps in your tryanny this is useful so you can argue with your females, as you lack the wisdom of the Kzinti, who have gen-gineered our females into sub-sentience. We salute you Fights-With-Words!

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on Dec 10, 2007
At least I got a name and its better than "Dinner"
on Dec 10, 2007
haha...true true...*licks lips in hunger*
on Dec 11, 2007
At least I got a name and its better than "Dinner"


More likely we would leave your caracass rotting in the sun for the carrion-birds to squabble over. If you fight and die bravely though, we might honor you with being devoured!

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on Dec 11, 2007
i am pretty slim, I don't know how much of a meal i would really make anyway...possibly a good soup stock though...that is if, Kzinti even eat soup
on Dec 11, 2007
i am pretty slim, I don't know how much of a meal i would really make anyway...possibly a good soup stock though...that is if, Kzinti even eat soup


Not one of the Kzinti, but I hang out here anyway   

Why would any "rational" (I use the term loosely) Kzintosh wait for a meal to be cooked? Food tastes better when it's still bleeding!
on Dec 12, 2007
i am pretty slim, I don't know how much of a meal i would really make anyway...possibly a good soup stock though...that is if, Kzinti even eat soup


Not one of the Kzinti, but I hang out here anyway   

Why would any "rational" (I use the term loosely) Kzintosh wait for a meal to be cooked? Food tastes better when it's still bleeding!


Cooked flesh? Hrrrrr....disgusting!

I see that you are familiar with the Kzinti, and I assume have read at least some of the books & stories? I read most of them a decade ago, but have recently started re-reading some. One thing I especially like about the Man-Kzin Wars books is that so many different great writers contributed to the stories. I'm also a fan of Niven's other works also, especially the books he wrote with Pournelle like Lucifer's Hammer, The Mote in God's Eye, and Footfall, and also The State trilogy. Ever read any of those?

Also, would you like to join the Kzinti Empire? I sent you out an invite if you are interested.

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on Dec 12, 2007
I've read all of those, except The State trilogy - I may have to head to my local bookstore  

*edit* OK, I have read all of them, just never heard them refered to as a trilogy. Also, I just spent two hours and $120 on books online! Darn you, that was Christmas money intended for other people!

If you haven't, read The Gripping Hand - it's the sequel to The Mote in God's Eye. Also, Building Halrequin's Moon and The Draco Tavern are excellent.

As for the invite, thank you but I'm more of a lone wolf. That, and I enjoy my personal empire being in the top 25   A game or two more, and I pass the Stardockian Empire!
on Dec 12, 2007
I've read all of those, except The State trilogy - I may have to head to my local bookstore  

If you haven't, read The Gripping Hand - it's the sequel to The Mote in God's Eye. Also, Building Halrequin's Moon and The Draco Tavern are excellent.

As for the invite, thank you but I'm more of a lone wolf. That, and I enjoy my personal empire being in the top 25   A game or two more, and I pass the Stardockian Empire!


I have read the Gripping Hand, and I remember I was a little disapointed when comparing it to The Mote in God's Eye, but it's been a while and I dont remember why I thought that. I havent read the other two you mentioned, so I may have to check those out soon.

I didnt realize you had your own empire...good luck! I got the Kzinti to #19 before anybody else joined, but realized it would be extremely hard to go much higher on my own. If you ever do reach that point, you are welcome to join the Kzinti.

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